Free smokes and Vodka while on the job! And I'll buy you lunch. Although I think Virgins went out of season in Calgary a while ago. I'm sure I can find you a nice plump child, or maybe a nerdie short man?? [img]wink.gif[/img] [img]wink.gif[/img]
...a thousand, eh? Do I get a couple of cigarette breaks?
Free smokes and Vodka while on the job! And I'll buy you lunch. Although I think Virgins went out of season in Calgary a while ago. I'm sure I can find you a nice plump child, or maybe a nerdie short man?? [img]wink.gif[/img] [img]wink.gif[/img]
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">That's what my mom used to do whenever we were having chicken for dinner...Originally posted by -Dark Angel-:
...you just grab that neck right behing their heads and give 'em a good whirl--like cracking a whip.
<font color="#cd6600" size="1">[ July 07, 2005 11:29 AM: Message edited by: Underoo Bandit ]</font>
Nah, I'll pass on the kids and nerds. Maybe you could bring some fresh goat's blood by...
Goats blood!! Ok, a child or a man I can handle, but GOATS BLOOD!! That's just gross! [img]tongue.gif[/img]
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">That's what my mom used to do whenever we were having chicken for dinner...</font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">...yer mom sounds hot... [img]wink.gif[/img]Originally posted by Underoo Bandit:
</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by -Dark Angel-:
...you just grab that neck right behing their heads and give 'em a good whirl--like cracking a whip.
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">[img]graemlins/grrr.gif[/img]Originally posted by Shypappette:
maybe a nerdie short man?? [img]wink.gif[/img] [img]wink.gif[/img]
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">[img]graemlins/grrr.gif[/img] </font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">LOL! What??? You assume I'm talking about you???Originally posted by Peeker:
</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by Shypappette:
maybe a nerdie short man?? [img]wink.gif[/img] [img]wink.gif[/img]
Well there ya go, u made me an ass! [img]tongue.gif[/img]
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">That's what my mom used to do whenever we were having chicken for dinner...</font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">...yer mom sounds hot... [img]wink.gif[/img] </font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">You haven't even heard what she does with pigs yet... [img]eek.gif[/img] [img]rolleyes.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/devil.gif[/img]Originally posted by -Dark Angel-:
</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by Underoo Bandit:
</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by -Dark Angel-:
...you just grab that neck right behing their heads and give 'em a good whirl--like cracking a whip.
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Not when it means my shrubs making my house look like some hee-haw hillbilly lair!!Originally posted by RipperBendix:
not wanting to disturb nesting ducks sounds pretty fucking reasonable to me.
(Do I sound incredibly superficial? That happens once in a while)
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